This made me laugh out loud 😂 | by Aymes Sarah | Medium

(3) Leap to your feet, shouting GET THE FUCK OFF THE TABLE YOU LITTLE BEAST!

Your Cat Does Not Belong On The Dining Room Table

Roz Warren, Writing Coach

1 min readDec 14, 2019

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This made me laugh out loud 😂

Aymes Sarah

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Wife, mother, and researcher of a myriad of subjects. I love to write about anything and everything! Writer for The Startup, Better Marketing, & The Ascent👊

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